Mr. Walmart and Mr. Target

To whom it may concern: why in the hell are the condoms so fucking randomly ass placed or not at all? I like to suck deek and the only deek sucking condoms I like are DUREX flavored (that green apple) hits the spot. The people that work for you are lazy as hell if they can't keep up with condom supply and placement. People Fuuuuuuuck you know and like to be safe about it. I can't count the time I've looked for my brand and can't find what I need. Stop playing around and order that shit now.